22 | M | CA
These are things I like.
Google understands me.
“If weed were ice cream I’d have a cone”
One: why do you have a machete?
Two: it [was] my survival weapon for the end of the world
One: why a machete?
Two: who would want to fuck with someone with a machete?
My url reflects the reason I made this tumblr: to catalogue my favorite findings on the internet…and my favorite number is 9 :)
isthisbluesblog: your blog is undoubtably amazing. make's me wonder how many followers you have?
thanks but I’ve only got 13 lol
Give your heart and soul to me
And life will always be
La vie en rose
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“La Vie En Rose”(Source: omjitstuna, via maiheartskippedabeat)
Every Single Time
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
That awkward moment when you realize you were just in some stranger’s family photo.
Pre-birthday blunt
Happy Valentine’s Day, Mary Jane. You’re the only girl for me <3
Rib-eye steak sandwich: pan fried rib-eye steak, colbe or munster cheese, beerbattered onions and apple bbq bacon strips with side of basil mashed potatoes.